Silent Monk Joke

*First of all I will say this, so it isnt pleagurism. I got these jokes from a Reader's Digest magazine, which was published June 2009, and this jokes is on pg. 108of this magazine*

Every ten years, the monks are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words.
Ten years go by and it's one monk's first chance.
He thinks for a second before saying,"Food bad."
Ten years later, he says,"Bed hard."
It's the big day, a decade later.
He gives the head the head monk a long stare and says,"I quit."
"I'm not surprised,"the head monk says.
"You've been complaining every since you got here."

Dumb Blonde Joke

*First of all I will say this, so it isnt pleagurism. I got these jokes from a Reader's Digest magazine, which was published June 2009, and this jokes is on pg. 107 of this magazine*

A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He's telling a dumb blonde joke when a young platinum haired beauty jumps to her feet.
"What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?" she demands.
"What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?"
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology.
"You keep out of this!" she yells.
"I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

Eleanor's Book Review

Series: Warriors (First series)

By Erin Hunter

And Illustrated by Erin Hunter

I'm just going to tell you about the first book, so i don't ruin anything. This book is about Rusty, a house cat, that is met by two forest cats from Thunderclan. They want to know if he wants to join them, and decides to do so, but he leaves his friends in the process, but its worth it. He becomes a ThunderClan cat, changing from Rusty, to Firepaw, and thats all I can tell you for now.

My favorite cat in the WHOLE series would be....I can't tell you because if i do it'll ruin the story, I'll just tell you, no wait, nevermind. For now, I'll just say Firepaw (I guess i can tell you his warrior name will be Fireheart) is my favorite character!

I loved this series bcause i love cats, alliances and enemies, action, adventure, and so on, so on. It's really good! Trust me...

You should read this book because its awsome, adventurous, some comedy, action (like cat fights), and don't forget mystery.

Very Random joke On a Dumb Guy

So there were three men.
One was really smart, one was just smart, and one was stupid.
They were all being chased by guards who want to kill them.

The really smart guy said,"Tidal wave!" And the gurds ran away.
The plain smart guy said,"Hurricane!" And the guards ran away
The the dumb guy said,"Fire!'" And the guards shot him!