Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Silent Monk Joke

*First of all I will say this, so it isnt pleagurism. I got these jokes from a Reader's Digest magazine, which was published June 2009, and this jokes is on pg. 108of this magazine*

Every ten years, the monks are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words.
Ten years go by and it's one monk's first chance.
He thinks for a second before saying,"Food bad."
Ten years later, he says,"Bed hard."
It's the big day, a decade later.
He gives the head the head monk a long stare and says,"I quit."
"I'm not surprised,"the head monk says.
"You've been complaining every since you got here."

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